...a Werewolf

Digital Illustration
7.25" x 7.25"

Ever wonder how to get rid of that pesky wolfman that is constantly eating up your dates?

Well, if you have, here are four easy steps to getting rid of your wolf problem, while at the same time making use of that handgun and silver bullet gift set.

STEP 1 - Load the gun with a silver bullet.
STEP 2 - Find the wolf, he may seem scared, he's not.
STEP 3 - Engage your target and take aim.
STEP 4 - Shoot him through the heart. Don't worry about your aim, if you're hero enough it'll be a perfect shot.

There you have it. In four easy steps you have just put yourself that much closer to rounding third and heading for home. No more girl snatching wolf.

Post Halloween

This Halloween was a chance for me to do what I had done every year before. Pull an outfit out of the old closet, add a new piece and make it work. Although I was completely unsuccessful in the past, I was determined to do it right this time.

With a little bit of make-up, fake blood and a prosthetic nose I transformed into a werewolf. By far my best attempt at a Halloween costume. Gone are the Waynes, Alex the Larges and B-Movie Aliens of years past, now it was time to make it work. The result it seemed was effective and makes me hopeful for next year's Halloween and plans for a bigger, better costume are in the works.

An explanation - Werewolves are supposed to either maul their victim or bite them, leaving them forever cursed to be as their attacker. Michelle and I changed it up and she was my victim turned zombie. It's not like she was just going to lay around dead the whole night.