Rejected

Pen Drawing
8.5" x 11"

While in the aforementioned process of updating my website I removed two pieces of work that I found more suitable to post here on the blog. There were meant to be more drawings than just these two, but I never went back to that particular sketchbook. Maybe I'll revisit that set soon?

Dark Knight

Graphite Pencil Drawing
6" x 8.75"

It's been fifteen days since my last post, but it's for good reason. I've been very occupied with rebuilding my website. Though in that time, I did find a drawing I really have no recollection of ever doing. Okay, maybe some vague memory, but I like it enough to post it now.

*Note: This image has been manipulated.

...a Vampire

Digital Illustration
7.25" x 7.25"

Like the wolfman, vampires are also guilty of taking your woman and making her lunch or their sex slave. Whatever the circumstance, I'm sure this is not going to fly, but with these simple steps you'll have her back at your place in no time. So get out your baptismal gift set and get ready to take care of that alluring man that comes at night, in just two quick and easy steps.

STEP 1 - Take the stake from your gift set.
STEP 2 - Pierce the vampire's heart.

It's that simple, of course, I'm assuming you have found the secret location of the vampire's coffin, you have without a doubt made sure he is a vampire and you have the courage to carry out this task.

...a Werewolf

Digital Illustration
7.25" x 7.25"

Ever wonder how to get rid of that pesky wolfman that is constantly eating up your dates?

Well, if you have, here are four easy steps to getting rid of your wolf problem, while at the same time making use of that handgun and silver bullet gift set.

STEP 1 - Load the gun with a silver bullet.
STEP 2 - Find the wolf, he may seem scared, he's not.
STEP 3 - Engage your target and take aim.
STEP 4 - Shoot him through the heart. Don't worry about your aim, if you're hero enough it'll be a perfect shot.

There you have it. In four easy steps you have just put yourself that much closer to rounding third and heading for home. No more girl snatching wolf.

How To Kill...

After Halloween I became fixated with the idea of werewolves, more importantly how to kill one. Incapable of getting the idea out of my head I decided to do something that would cure my itch. The idea is to make a how to guide on killing horrific creatures. First of which is the werewolf. Despite the fact that there already exist a similar idea, a book, How to Survive a Horror Movie by Seth Grahame-Smith, I thought I'd give it a shot.

With a simple infographic you'll be able to solve all your problems of walking dead and other creatures of the night.

Enjoy.

Post Halloween

This Halloween was a chance for me to do what I had done every year before. Pull an outfit out of the old closet, add a new piece and make it work. Although I was completely unsuccessful in the past, I was determined to do it right this time.

With a little bit of make-up, fake blood and a prosthetic nose I transformed into a werewolf. By far my best attempt at a Halloween costume. Gone are the Waynes, Alex the Larges and B-Movie Aliens of years past, now it was time to make it work. The result it seemed was effective and makes me hopeful for next year's Halloween and plans for a bigger, better costume are in the works.

An explanation - Werewolves are supposed to either maul their victim or bite them, leaving them forever cursed to be as their attacker. Michelle and I changed it up and she was my victim turned zombie. It's not like she was just going to lay around dead the whole night.